Archive for June 2014

Take a monkey to the Casino with you … everybody wins! Larry unseated as parallel-parking king. Bigger is better – we’re talking TVs … what were you thinking?  The years biggest movie opening – yep,  Wahlberg!! Torture your pet today with Pet Command! The over-under on Rob […]

Robert Plant loses his cucumber and ends up asleep on the dock.  We’ve got it all wrong when it comes to sex – listen to Larry and keep your socks on! While binge-watching TV, don’t sit! Sports coverage from Wiggins to the ‘Whale’.  Larry’s book competes with […]

Increase your self-esteem with casual sex and big head! Don’t let T & L take your T-Top for a ride.  FBI & Secret Service don’t know Tweet! Geese and Pigeons and Whales … “Oh Myyyyyy”!!!!!! Excuse me, my ring phone is ringing. #wahlberg

The Pope & Bambang rule Twitter!  The Vampire strikes again at the World Cup … enjoys Italian dinner! Crosby wins big at NHL Awards, but The Pocket-Rocket recognized as the best boozer.  Elvis suit worth more than Lennon piano?  Larry’s book set to shatter sales records? Get […]

Stuck in Regina … no, I mean Vagina (really).  Larry, the fire-starting Beaver!  The Dominator heads to the Hall of Fame & Larry claims his nickname.  Speaking of cool names, how about “Fred”, “Hulk”, and “Yun-Suk-Young”!  Is Godfather II the greatest sequel ever?? #wahlberg

Tom and Larry solve the world’s dilemmas – again! Careful … your monkey might sue you!  How beautiful is Vancouver – ask a three-toothed rube from Saskatchewan. Wahlberg transforms Transformers, takes the franchise to new heights! Radiation pills come with that house you just bought! #wahlberg #transformers

Sex and Rockn’ Roll, Sex and Seniors, Bears and BJs, The band that influenced all modern Rock, Larry had too many beers last night and be afraid of the swab.. #Led Zepplin #Johnny Cash #Frank Sinatra #Springsteen #Wahlberg…

There’s something fishy about Dr Oz, while Ozzy just smells fishy! A half-naked sunbather causes traffic chaos (see the T & L Facebook page for the picture)! Tom’s now into David Beckham & Drag Queens? #wahlberg Lamb of God OMG, lead singer of the band coffee-scalds his […]

The World Cup: cleat-stomping, angry shoulder-tapping and the official ball has more twitter followers than you!  Tom & Larry collect guitars and hand soap. You can choke the chicken, but don’t wash it!  Tom wants to be in a band but is too lazy to practice. #wahlberg

When Tom and Larry party, the cops always show up! Norty goes to obedience classes and forgets to pick the World Cup winners.  Gambling and sex are in your jeans … ah, I mean GENES! Saying “I Love You” to your boss.  And full movie reviews with […]

All of Mexico celebrates Larry’s birthday, Sean brings his truck nuts to the show PLUS chihuahuas, scorpions and happy honkers……

Did you just call me a Kunta, Toms favorite shirt, Larry’s name shockingly left of the Order of Manitoba….

Don Cherry responds to Hockey Night in Canada changes and so much more!!!

Phrases that throw Larry into a rage, Larry preps for his birthday and Mummy gets Larry Captain Underpants at the library..

What is the best seat on a plane? Larry’s dog Norty to take over from the octopus to pick World Cup Winners. The seven deadly sins of social media. Don’t go to Rio, but don’t miss the awesome ceremonial first kick at the FIFA World Cup 2014!

We talk to the Winnipeg Sun’s Doug Lunney about teens hacking an ATM, Tom and Larry’s plans to go truckin’ and RVing … but NOT together, At what place does the vet bill have to get to before you say, “Put him down!”? (Larry has some thoughts). […]

Tom and Larry take on the pros in a Haiku match to the death! Larry never knew it but he’s been using Seinfeld quotes for years, while Seinfeld was ripping off Larry’s Mom!  Yes, John Wayne really DID make a hockey movie.  And Tom screws up another […]

Larry’s terrifying in-flight saga. While Larry plans to commemorate the D-Day anniversary, Tom commemorates Springsteen’s anniversary.  Why we all suck at Jeopardy!

Norty’s big birthday bash! A clown chasing you with an axe … is that funny? Bob Cole survives to screw up another broadcast. Tom wants to come up with his own famous quote, but he should learn to read first!

Should Obama have made that terrorist/prisoner exchange? Now, there’s no way Tom would lease space in the new World Trade Centre – but Larry know a deal when he sees one!  Larry fixates on Kate Middleton’s behind!  Roll that TV back into the bedroom … research shows […]