Archive for July 2014

Tom and Larry are a couple of assana’s when it comes to tech-talk! Cheese & crackers … every night! The two-toed sloth. The Osbournes are at it again! Hard times for hard crime. #ozzy

Shingles for kids, Willie and the Wheel, Superhero window cleaners, Stealing Tom’s TV. #RobertPlant, #TobyKeith

Fist-bumpin’, high-fivin’ Larry! Toby Keith Rules! Run for your life. You’re growing a WHAT in the lab? Mick Jagger, the great-grandfather. #tobykeith #mickjagger #rollingstones #buffbagwell

Tom and Larry go to Mars.  Hey, don’t pluck your chicken in public!  No Irish drunks allowed.  Oh sorry, we accidentally cut off your “Man ‘O War”! Being turned down for sex … and the ‘magic wand’.  #organic #mars #drunken

Italian prison parties, Hamster washing machines, Tom the bird-watching hero, Half-off for the one-eyed man, Humanitarians not allowed to prevent poverty? #apple #facebook #rickyskaggs #glasseye #snatch

Big women squashing little guys.  Texting while driving – Larry says what’s the problem? (But his new big-screen TV is out of date).  Cocaine samples.  The alpha-male on the bus. And Sara Palin can’t drive ’55! #sammyhagar #samsung #dolphins

Shocking research reveals – checking out someone’s body could indicate sexual desire! The irony of George Harrison’s tree.  Practice will NOT make you perfect. Larry thinks Apple is suffering because he wants a Samsung.  Hey, those plants can hear you! #sonsofanarchy #breakingbad #apple #samsung #thebeatles

Come join the Church of Tom … bring money!  Socializing on the train, clickety-clackin’. Git yer Tom and Larry prison jumpsuit here! Sleep your way to a better memory! #johnnyfootball #billyjoel #markruffalo #springsteen

Larry only needs 50% of his brain.  Shocking details about the original moon-landing astronauts.  McIlroy wins, Maverick loses.  Shock the monkey … um, I mean the dog … um, I mean Norty!  You can’t find your keys if you can’t find your key-finder!

Speaking in tongues. Charlie Sheen gets hammered … again – and we love him for it! Tom and Larry decide whether or not to make a sex tape … ugh. Plus sizes won’t kill you. All dog owners live longer … except for Larry. Sorry we didn’t […]

Mayhem in the parking lot.  The horror of going to the mall.  This hooker’s full of herself. Revolutionary cat-feeder … of course, we’re talkin’ pussy!  And living in a dome.  #johnnywinter #wahlberg #anthonybourdain

A miracle cure for Larry’s back! Just let the kids play outside. How about some seaweed in that beer? World’s deadliest animals are much safer in HD.

Do men exaggerate their prowess? Damn right we do! Rat on your friends for cash! Going to church with Dave Grohl. Look out for the lady in the red dress.  When standing in line, go serpentine!

Someone tell Larry it’s Stacy’s birthday NOT his! Tom reads a book!?! Larry staggers down the highway.  Sitting on big balls. Mosquitoes and beer!

Smokin’, singin’ and selling on the bus! What’s Larry doing down there on the basement on his computer? How many guys have to leave before a band’s no longer a band? Roll up your TV and take it with you! #wahlberg #outlash

Tom cries for the apes.  Larry wants to go out with a bang. Hookers & heroin a bad combo. Springsteen solidifies status as greatest artist ever. Who’s Louie? Wahlberg owns China!  #wahlberg #springsteen #louieCK #gameofthrones

Spoiler people, Norty is insulted, Gored in the what? Being nude is great! Larry is very proud of his pristine ‘equipment’ but trashes George Clooney & Burt Reynolds! #wahlberg

When cats attack!  Giant hands at World Cup … BTW, Norty barked out “Brazil” for a win.  Don’t put no horseradish on Larry’s porterhouse!  Packin’ heat in your favourite restaurant … good marksmanship is appreciated.

Can’t stand being by yourself for 15 minutes, try electric shock.  Food trucks lining up for first day of Marijuana sales in Washington State. Who deserves the Key to the City? Larry hopping to top Sustainable High Performance. More Monkeys……OH YA!!  #wahlberg