Archive for August 2014

Hanks, Chan & Gretsky … all embarrassed.  Nice socks, shoes and a watch for Larry.  (Maybe we’ll see if he can rock the “Canadian Tuxedo”!)  Positive pot news and the coolest cooler.  We solve the George Clooney wedding fiasco.  And the best on-hold song ever!  #GeorgeClooney #JackieChan […]

Back to school with Tom and Larry!  The mother of all scientific research.  Tall people are nothin’ but home wreckers!  Crazy sex with Angelina and Brad.  Larry’s ‘blackout’ years. Running the beer mile!  #Twitch #BradPitt #AngelinaJolie #Amazon #JessicaAlba #HonestCompany

Tom and Larry’s ‘experiential’ shopping trip!  The horse and sex shop hybrid … Seabiscuit will never be the same!  Chubby Leo & Neil go to the Oil Sands, and Larry lets loose! You can’t nominate a dead guy for the Ice Bucket Challenge, they’re cold enough!  Turn […]

Bring back the fanny pack for all my crap!  Hip-hop shootings, homophobia, stealing money & crazy soccer fans … some things remain the same.  For the love of God, retire the Wendy’s girl!  Marketing tips from Tom & and a high-finance seminar with Larry.  Sara Silverman is […]

The blonde chick & the baby!  We’re either getting more intelligent or ‘dumberer’.  Acceptable thigh gap and meat levels.  The only Emmy nominee discussion you’ll need. Head-banging is not what it used to be … now, banging your head against her butt is the new fist-bump! And […]

Big women squashing little guys.  Texting while driving – Larry says what’s the problem? (But his new big-screen TV is out of date).  Cocaine samples.  The alpha-male on the bus. And Sara Palin can’t drive ’55! #sammyhagar #samsung #dolphins

Doing what on a kitten?  Tom Hanks is a saint.  The 65 million dollar DJ.  If she says “You must love dogs”, run!  The Beebs.   C’mon, we’d all do the same thing.   Thanks Grandma … for the new boobs!  #TomHanks #Bieber #littleleagueworldseries #boobjob #CalvinHarris

Putting a belt on that Trivago Guy. Google is taking over the world! 111 year old guy says he has 2 good years left!Get your Facekini here! Is half a song like reading half a book? Shark on a wire. #trivagoguy #google #facekini #quickhits #believeinblue

What if your brother was the Pope? Vodquila and the only hangover cure you’ll ever need. Common sense for orgasms and salt. Looking for weather-beaten toothless people … let’s try Saskatchewan first! Legendary Don Pardo dies at 96, but 101 year old New Jersey guy still drives […]

Larry lets loose on Roger Waters and Pink Floyd! Gene Simmons apologizes and Jon Bon Jovi burns. The crazy people pyramids of India. The thousand pound alligator … Tom and Larry can take care of that with the help of your credit card! We don’t need no […]

Hey, what’s with the eye contact with the teacher? Robin Williams and the World of Warcraft.  The impossibly heartbreaking Rhino story. Mathematical miracles.  And Tom and Larry’s take on social media trends.  #robinwilliams #WorldofWarcraft #PaulMcCartney #CandlestickPark

Tom and Larry. Ninja, now that sounds cool! Larry gets a couple of “favors”(wink wink) from Mom and daughter.Icebucketing! Chances are Johnny Paycheck was right!Honking Etiquette. Should Larry get another dog? Nudist beach blown away, literally! #guardiansofthegalaxy #miracletreatday #dairyqueen #favors #wahlberg

Logging becomes a trend and we’re not talking needing a chainsaw! How long does it take to duct tape a guy to the wall? The douche with the tiger picture. Drinking the Guya!! A lighthouse for Larry. If they’re yawning in your face, they like you! Left-handed […]

Woodpecker sex.  Paying Larry to solve the world’s problems.  Courtney Love is an idiot.  Bad dolphins. Tom and Larry’s secrets to happiness!  #robinwilliams #brettmichaels #courtneylove

It’s definitely the end of the world, it’s total mayhem around here! Hey, pal, there’s a tooth in your nose, or are you just happy to smell me? Well that’s just licentious! What? Punching the guy with the blue-tooth thing in his ear. Hey Scotland, listen to […]

Driverless car!? – well, how do we get there if we’re not in the car? Those shirtless people walkin’ down the street. Tramp-stamp Grandma! Neanderthals aren’t as stupid as we thought. Haven’t you always wondered which battery runs out first? (No? Oh, I guess it was just […]

Tom and Larry guarantee your happiness: just don’t expect too much!  Larry’s lottery ticket and red neck fire-pit.  Pro golfers can’t high-five.  He offered goats and cows & got rear-ended by an elephant! What’s your favourite kind of Lay? #longmire #sonsofanarchy #johntravolta #charliesheen # waynerooney #lays #believeinblue […]

“Larry’s Good Times Pharmacy” – no prescriptions necessary!  Don’t trust Tom’s face. Tom and Larry help you get a job. Ohhhh, little Genie!  #bigbangtheory #truedetective #geniebouchard #hellonwheels #gangsofnewyork #expendiblesthree #google

Watch for that Ebola guy coming to your town. Going GaGa for Genie. “You’re not a thug, you’re an ordinary & completely white guy!”, That horse is winking at you with his ears!  #Genie #villagepeople

Robert Plant loses his cucumber and ends up asleep on the dock.  We’ve got it all wrong when it comes to sex – listen to Larry and keep your socks on! While binge-watching TV, don’t sit! Sports coverage from Wiggins to the ‘Whale’.  Larry’s book competes with […]