Archive for September 2014

What’s that up in the sky, a bird, a plane?  No, it’s a Nixie!  Apparently, God has a plan for Christian swingers.  Sugaring your way to success.  Slash, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, James Brown & the King of Beers!  Penalized for prostrating.  Noriega upset with Call of Duty, […]

Going Clooney crazy – the untold story of George & Brad’s master plan!  The case of the Paisley pyjamas.  Jeter to replace the Geico gecko.  Poop on a stick.  Banning Larry’s e-cigarette.  Get the new thumb-extender for your phone … and for all sorts of reasons.

Hear Larry’s new hit song!  How many turtles can you stuff in your pants?  Hear come The Who!  Mistakes in the movies.  Careful, don’t step on that two-inch dog!  Taking the fun out of dope.  Applauding Jeter & Rod Stewart while (once again) trashing Clooney!

“Your kidding … you haven’t THAT movie?!?”  It’s Leonardo Di Caprio who sets Larry off today … Better Call Saul!  Streisand, The Boss, The Beatles and Elvis top the list … no Willie Nelson in sight!  Jet Li shakes up the boardroom!  Can you tell the difference […]

Picking, pulling & yanking with Derek Jeter.  Mike Tyson to the rescue!  Your choice: dominatrix or rent-a-man?  Hey guys, smile and get some nice socks!  Are three breasts better than two … and how many orgasms are too many??  Spoiler alert?- not in Canada.  Angelina whips Brad.

Don’t scrunch the junk!  McCartney shuns eating face for leaf sandwich, while Ringo sells the house!  A scooter for Larry.  Average dog has the brain of a five-month old … your dog? – Einstein, of course!  Selling pop on the sidewalk and other great ideas.  Greatest movies […]

The chemicals in Larry’s brain are out of whack!  Looking for a country to have us as their Gods.  She-Male vs She-Taxi … there’s an app for that!  420 alert … find a date with a stoner.  Home wreckers & Larry’s double-standard.  Cock-fighting of all sorts!

The Scottish vote and stinkin’ politicians.  Chad & Avril split … let’s start the Nickleback bashing.  Guess what most people are doing on the Internet at night?  Larry’s porn dungeon.  Joan Rivers’ fortune going to the dogs.  Prince Edward gets all the lousy gigs.  Once again both […]

The Baboon and the Musk Ox.  It’s a love-in with the US, as bookies are all over the vote in Scotland.  Ghostbusters and the demise of Jim Carrey.  Wow Macau!  Jenny McCarthy, Rhianna and Sharon Osbourne … just stop yapping!

Taking another bite of Apple.  How can you not like Bono?  A texting lane for idiots.  Writing songs in your head.  Those French people will eat anything!  Susan Sarandon still trying the ‘seductress schtick’.

Into the pit with Bowie, Jagger et all.  Sex, geckos in space.  Sean Connery says “Yes” to Scotland leaving … from a lawn chair in the Bahamas!  Dive once, but don’t do it 8 times – oh, and don’t throw up in the Stanley Cup!  You ever […]

Beware taking your doily into the locker room!  Home-wrecking … with Neil Young.  See the movie, buy the dog!  McIlroy and Wahlberg drop the ball with phone call and no-show.  And buying all sorts of crap online!

Listen to the boys in full flight, with a live audience, from the HSC Home Lottery Show Home at 171 Rue Hebert!  What a blast!  Tons of laughs!  Lots of people turned out to meet T &L and view the amazing house.  See all the prizes here:  […]

Sept. 11th … we will never forget.  Free U2 for Tom – check.  For Larry?  Don’t think so!  Bouncing batteries off Mick Jagger’s lips!  Keith Richards’ children’s book.  A life-size cut-out of the Pope!  Better think before you fire that paper clip at the teacher … he […]

Apple launches new products, while U2 launches free album!  Fans cry for joy as The Buffalo Bills stay put.  New video game (Destiny) costs $500 million to produce. Gemma’s gotta die!  #sonsofanarchy #Apple #U2 #DonaldTrump #JonBonJovi

Your dog doesn’t have a clue what you’re saying … just pet him and give him a bone!  Would you save the guy being attacked by a shark?  Keep your hands off my electronic wallet!  Apparently, driving with no hands is safer.  The coffee bean gene & […]

Harry the Party King and the Other George, living like a King! Hey Pal, what’s in that E-Cigarette? The Golden God is at it again! Beating off the paparazzi  with Warren Beatty.Big Apple Day! Inbreds clear the streets of all the free stuff. #Georgeclooney #robertplant #Apple #ecigarettes

Joan Rivers … a classic.  Rocking a new world record with Metallica.  Hop on your bike and have great sex!  A dollop of Ricky Gervais.  A chariot for Larry.  And the funniest movie ever … ?  Celebrity deaths in threes – It’s a myth!  #JoanRivers #Metallica #RickyGervais […]

Not only is this toilet seat smart, it feels really good!!  Stand up and eat yer spinach!  If you’ve been wrongly held on death row for 30 years … Better Call Saul!  Larry puts up the dukes in the “Fight For $15 Campaign”  Tom’s fascination with large […]

The Samsung Galaxy Edge will have you seeing sideways!  Forget your Java Juggs, you can build a bigger butt!  Air Guitar is out … Air Sex is in.  The climate cools while airline passengers get hot!  And Bieber’s latest arrest.  #Samsung #AirSex #theBeebs #bigbutts