Archive for October 2014

When will Gemma die!  Buzz Aldrin advocates sending inbreds to Mars.  Polar bears and unruly beards.  Hugh Hefner’s son born into wonderland.  Avoid an app called “Squirt”.  Sneaky hot and the second banana girl.  New Zeppelin?  Wahlberg doesn’t need no lousy blood-type diet!

The happy one-armed man.  Gossip is good for you – not so fast, says the Pope!  Billy Joel beating off the Supermodels.  Learning a new language might feel good, but it’s the accent that will get you in the sack!  Dogs in the workplace, and the virgin […]

Tom and Larry live from the HSC Home Lottery Show Home at 171 rue Hebert!  Buy your tickets today (Oct.24th) and you could win a trip to Germany to pick up your brand new Mercedes convertible!  And you STILL qualify for all of the other prizes, including […]

Bono is a pussy & Russell Brand is a douche!  Larry’s love for Meg Ryan … and Tom’s love for Apple.  Rene Zellweger’s face!  Bieber dangles and Tom loses it!  Is Frankie Carbone worth $250 million?

A twist: Rwanda screens U.S. visitors for Ebola!  Toys ‘R Us pulls Breaking Bad action figures.  Stairway to Heaven plagiarized? – the case continues.  Zombie-proof cabins for a hundred grand!  Bieber kicks soccer ball around Vatican hallways.  Jennifer Garner on sexism in Hollywood.  Are cold sores linked […]

You can’t build Noah’s Ark if you don’t believe!  Twinkies are meat.  Breaking Bad in the toy store?  Nailing “the boys” to the ground for art.  Larry and the sistas!  L-shaped, sideways fish sex.  And the latest from Food Beast.

Men lining up for this ‘reality show’ truck.  The dreaded call after setting the infection test record.  Charlie leaves the porn star … while Jude Law leaves a trail of babies … and Clooney goes out with the boys!  You just don’t call Letterman a motherf***er!  Shocker […]

Sex with a horse in WalMart … why not?  Mick Fleetwood’s lousy pictures.  Biden’s sweet gig.  Apple makes Larry happy.  No one asked, but Michael Keaton would play Batman again.  Larry’s heartwarming cow story.  We’re covered for Ebola – na na na!  “Physiotherapy Evidence Database” … where’s […]

If you wanna make money, you’re better off dead.  Why are we apologizing all the time -  if you’re offended, suck it up buttercup!  Nash, you’re done – make way for Yuki!  Brad Pitt goes hard core!  Friends are coming !! How can you not want something […]

Bono says ‘sorry’, while Bill Murray trashes the Oscars.  Would you answer the phone on the toilet?  “Creamy-Dreamy” Mac ‘n Cheese restaurants are in!  Apple & Facebook will freeze your eggs.  Hospital food stored in the morgue?  Bieber gets arrested on his scooter. Damon & Affleck get […]

Zeppelin update – Jimmy Page has a big book, and Robert Plant has a big spliff!  WALKING DEAD after too much Thanksgiving dinner!  Be warned: they’ve got your voice-prints and they’re gonna use them.  Thanks for buying the house: you can keep the cat!  Eleven more Marvel […]

The Queen & the Dame and grinding at the Palace!  Ebola for Halloween.  I’ll trade you my house for an iPhone6!  Cyclists get testicles.  How could a night with a dwarf stripper go so wrong?  Ozzy trashes U2 … fortunately most people couldn’t understand what he was […]

Let’s discuss the nominees!  There actually is a pot of gold at the end of this puzzle.  Internet trolls are licking their lips at this new app.  Larry has a real close look at Sophia Vergera.  Tops sports brand value for your buck.  Obama Beach?  No thanks!  […]

What did you say that guy did to that chicken?  The Internet could kill ‘ya.  Porn for pilots.  Gillette takes advantage of ‘Hairgate’.  Robert Downey Jr is a home wrecker!  Generous baseball players.  Forget the candy and burgers … all the kids want is their iPads!

Hey kid, Mom likes the dog more than you!  Beer makes you smart.  Nos Secundus – what – can we get a translator here?  Scratch and sniff marijuana.   New Superhero … Larry the Salmon Man! Don’t blame the Viagra if you go blind – we warned you! […]

Ben Affleck’s “Big Ben” exposed.  That’s no place to put a potato.  Somewhere in England, there’s a honeymooning Clooney and a pissed-off pooping dwarf!  Smiling and laughing your way to good health … Tom and Larry are here to help!  A Nobel Prize for Larry? … Maybe. […]

Listen to the boys live broadcast from the HSC Home Lottery Show Home from 171 Rue Hebert in St Boniface!  Don’t forget the deadline for the Jets season tickets bonus package is midnight Oct. 3rd!

The dirty secret behind Alex Trebek’s ‘stache’.  Fighting crime with Mike Tyson and his talking bird.  Bank robbing for smart people?  Is that an air conditioner on your wrist … or are you just happy to see me?  The ladies are lovin’ Jax!  Don’t bring a knife […]

A Hollywood whorehouse.  Is that Dad in the casket in the living room?  Sexist pj’s for breakfast.  Classic put-down of “do you know who I am” celeb douche!  You sold me a defective parrot!  Incredible kids … why didn’t we think of that?