Archive for November 2014

EMBALMING LARRY …

By the time he expires, Larry will be half embalmed!  Forget the smart phone and iPad … get me a drone!  Everyone is going bankrupt, but the rich are still getting richer.  A pill for everything … from a longer life … to farts!  New plan for […]

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ARE YOU A COCKROACH OR AN ANT?

Happy American Thanksgiving, from donuts to chili and bringing home the world’s worst date!  The single gene.  Don’t apologize for sleeping, it’s the miracle cure.  Time to get rid of the big screen TV?  Larry has more good marijuana news, as Seth Rogan gets baked with you.  […]

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YOU CAN ONLY BELIEVE, YOU CAN’T KNOW

Drinking water like a dog. Oh no, now it’s Bleachorexia! More health tips from Larry. Snuggle Buddy or Hooker? How about a meal of sponge, carpet and dirt! Ebola nurse wants her money back. Swedish art film a beauty! Surviving the Interstellar Worm Hole.

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SLEEPING NAKED

That Snake Wine will make it grow! Your negative brain. You gotta be careful about the China. Under 30’s raking in the cash. The guys who know stuff. The future is computer programming and fixing toilets. Let the Thanksgiving party roll right into Christmas! Stranded at the […]

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OLIVE OIL & HAND DRYERS!

Manny is still the man!  Germany vs the “Garden of Sweden”.  The best two-finger job you’ll ever have.  Big Booty just keeps gettin’ bigger.  You gotta oil up this snow blower!   Who would you want to see at the Super Bowl halftime?  Coffee can get you […]

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THE CHICKEN AND THE APE

Exercise in a bottle.  The new Barbie with the cellulite.  We’re not drinking enough beer!  Having a chicken on the back burner.  Arse is NOT art.  The Hunger Games ripoff.  And hounding Hawking.

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‘THE PEANUTS’

Larry signs up to shovel out Buffalo Bills stadium.  Is that a smart phone or are you about to shoot me?  Our invention for “Text Neck”.  Breaking away from sexual fantasies to actually have a life.  Human chewing machine has 202 teeth!  Ophthalmologist didn’t see that coming.  […]

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VACATION BREASTS

Marijuana kills cancer but makes you dumb and dumberer.  Bieber finds fish-stick Jesus!  We were all laughing at the penguins … until the seal arrived.  Broken Bono.  Interstellar space too noisy to travel to.  Sex Mountain, the ride with lasting momentos.  Bart Simpson saves gay bull.  90 […]

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VACATION BREASTS.

Marijuana kills cancer but makes you dumb and dumberer.  Bieber finds fish-stick Jesus!  We were all laughing at the penguins … until the seal arrived.  Broken Bono.  Interstellar space too noisy to travel to.  Sex Mountain, the ride with lasting momentos.  Bart Simpson saves gay bull.  90 […]

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VAPING & THE BUD TENDER

Mick Fleetwood & seven miles of coke.  How much is that finger in the window?  Kissing dogs & acquaintances could come back to bite you!  A bike that gets stolen is no longer a bike.  Sons of Anarchy sex-plosion!  She’s not unattractive if you’re Charles Manson.

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DUMB & DUMBER … NOT THE MOVIE!

Larry’s coffee & walnut diet to good health!  The Bengal ball-grab.  Bono … a crash landing after all.  What is that thing you’re sticking up your nose?  Betting on Band Aid.  Rotten eggs & fish should make you quit.  Locked in a cell with Angelina Jolie.  Are […]

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T & L, LIVE FROM THE HSC HOME LOTTERY SHOW HOME!

Deadline to buy tickets for the HSC Home Lottery is midnight tonight! (Friday Nov. 14, 2014)  Go to HSChomelottery.com or call 1-877-611-3251 right away! (And lots of fun on today’s show!)

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“YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!”

This time Mick Jagger isn’t the one pinching the beaver!  In the air, on land and on sea, we have our phobias.  Bono, the halo and the ego!  The other Wahlberg … and Jenny, Larry can’t stand ya.  A Prince selfie and a big butt follow-up.  Jackson […]

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BRENT BUTT & BIG BUTTS!

Brent Butt joins us.  The duck’s nuts of feminine wonder.  Is Howard’s Mom dispensable?  The popularity of pasty-face.  This 108 year old vet is our hero.  The liquor people.  Living in IKEA.  You too can be a motivational speaker!

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“OH COME ON, LARRY!”

More evidence Robert Plant is whipped.  Don Cherry will get all the time he wants.  Ozzy is now climbing trees.  You’re scaring me with your awesome face!  We break the Navy Seals ‘secrets-code’!  100+ skydiving = depends … Hey, you’re the one who posed for Playgirl!

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THOSE EUROS … AND THE THOUSAND DOLLAR TIP!

Rock star killers.  You gotta pay the hooker.  The Six Billion Dollar Man – you’re darn right it’s Wahlberg!  An eye for an eye … and a beer for the bread.  The “alcoholism nature” of the Irish.  The wonderful wind farms.  Conspiracy theories run wild!

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THE GOODY-GOODY PEOPLE!

The guy from China is still more powerful than Google.  The ‘code’ for beer in the dressing room.  Guys suck at giving birth, but violence won’t kill you. Brett Hull sells out Dad!  The guy with the snake-eating-proof suit.  Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap … literally!  The […]

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EATING AND GOING TO HEAVEN.

The Polish casket and the naked woman.  Eating with celebrity chefs.  Time for Obama to let loose and party!  Who the heck is Michael Fassbender.  If you want to get to heaven … Stubhub!  The queen-bee, Queen and the money makers.  Sad music makes you happy?

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HOT CHICKS FROM SPACE!

Spacey unhinged in Call of Duty.  Tom destined for dementia.  Aykroyd and aliens.  Essential monkeys!  You can be a super-hero too.  Nothing better than a smooth-writing pen.  Apple comes out on top again.

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CAROLINE AND THE GOAT

Milk or beer, which is better for you?  Sexual fantasies are not what you think.  Why is sleeping such a pain?  Melanie Griffith goes from south to north.  Crazy sandwich stuff.  Larry dyeing beard to his his feminine face – as square-jawed guys do well in the […]

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