Archive for December 2014

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

THANK YOU for listening and supporting and making it a great first year on TOMANDLARRY.CA!! New Year’s Resolutions?….Naw! Car manufacturers concentrating on getting Tom and Larry in your car! Julius Pepper picks a peck of pickled Packers. Bra snaps and Larry sees Wozniacki’s tweets. Play-Doh Oh Oh! […]

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MAN SPREADING

Fusilli You! Monkey CPR! The word of the year is not even a word! Groot is Inhuman. Nobel Prize for snapping spaghetti. The arm in the second hand store. You don’t eat the glass-eyed fish! Fake out the kids on New Years Eve. Pop music hall of […]

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Hacking and Whacking

Super Thumbs taxing your brain. Theme of the year….being ‘Happy’.  Who do you want to see in a sex tape? The March of the Fat Penquins. Kids don’t know how to fix stuff anymore. Stealing the top movies of the year, and revenge against the scalpers. Classic […]

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EGGROLLS FOR CHRISTMAS

The lady who smells like bacon. Making sure you get at least one thing you like at Christmas. Legalized pot in Larry’s stocking. The problem with the zombie nativity scene. The miraculous bite! Drinking at work is good! Now that’s one special pigeon! Kids doing amazing Christmas […]

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JOE COCKER

You can see ‘The Interview’!! A rotten Apple? Pregnancy Extortion! The keys to re-gifting. Cavemen could kick our ass! Boobs, Butts or Feet? A cool kinda Coma. Finally, the Glorious Leader video game! Drinking too much at Christmas?…you get a seasonal pass. Phil Rudd is still mud, […]

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SO A DOG GOES INTO THE BAR …

The Glass House and the naked Eskimo.  Santa loves Lucky Lager!  Cameron Diaz … in the ‘not unattractive’ category.  We’ve got something for Walking Dead Daryl fans!  Who you gonna call, the President or the Pope?  The shocker about the new Bond.  Chris Rock kills the least […]

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MARTY THE MONKEY

Now that’s one hell of a monkey! If you worry you’re not smart enough, you are, so stop worrying. Pulling the goalie. Smart Phone prosthetic. A hug for your health. Christmas presents will lead to gambling, marriage breakdown and death!! Cruise sex for the ages. IN…life insurance…OUT…Cyber […]

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TALKING COWS

How many dog bites are too many?  The Caveman who went to Safeway. More money for Floyd. Mandatory Soccer. The E-cig solution.  Buy your Air Jordan’s here if you don’t mind the pepper spray. Freeing the cigars, baseball players and speedos from Cuba. Drinking to Jingle Bells. […]

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HUGS, FIGHTS & THE MUMPS!

All aboard the Hug Train!  Kim Jong Un throws down the gauntlet.  Yoga is better than cycling.  Butter in your coffee?  Gretzky says getting the Mumps is okay!  Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Fame Nominees announced.  The UFC pays peanuts while Manny & Floyd argue over millions!

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SPICING THE ALPHA MALE

Robots are taking over but they don’t have a clue. $6 boxes of poop sell out! Lose weight…eat charcoal, but don’t cook at home. Putting off porn customers. Setting the record straight on the $72 Million Kid and the Pope and the dog. Don’t Jerk and Drive […]

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CANCELLING CHRISTMAS

Mom cancels Christmas and Larry is saddened. Suing the hackers?..good luck with that. Hockey players can handle the bumps, but not the mumps. Propping up Barbra to facinate us again! The road to extreme health? If you get all wound up, you may be halfway there. Forced […]

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ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN!!

Jesus & medical marijuana!  Golden Globes – what are these movies?  Johnny Depp is getting weird.  Educational porn & creative writing.  Bobsledding athlete of the year.  Are weekends bad for you? Your 200 lb wiener dog is going to heaven!

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LAUGHING AND THINKING

Dressing up your sheep for Christmas. You can’t domesticate a wild Cougar! Invoking your Right and Freedom to Poop! Cheap razor chews Tom’s face off! Chubby babies with big brains. Comfy Balls outlawed! Get a job at Google for free food. Give her a break, she only has […]

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THE IRON IN THE OVEN.

Talking to the Beer-Mile World Champion!  Honouring Beliveau. If you want less sex, clean the house – if you want more, get into the right career!  The King stinks up Kate, and Pippa-butt is back!  Tim Horton’s, the pocket-snake, and Dunkin’s Done!  Airline a**holes.  The Heavy Metal […]

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THE FINAL SONS

Smoking your brains out. Leo the lady killer. Harnessing the Hog. Celebrities fighting and whining. The real reason you go vegetarian. The passing of Pugsly and the video game guy. Now the Pres is having fun! The bionic bra. Kate Hudson….there’s a pattern here.

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EATEN ALIVE!!

Obama in the Elevator with Acid Reflex and other stories from the ‘Year of the Elevator Video”. Ahh not Macca again! Joltin Joe gets jolted! You’ve got $15 Billion and you’re still cheap? Give yourself a slap! 34 years after Lennon. Forget the upcoming ‘The Gambler”. Putting […]

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FREE WAHLBERG!

In defense of left-handed crows!  Phil Rudd is an idiot … that’s Phil, not Paul.  Some Leaf fans are not so smart either.  Bond wants some Belluci.  We’ll never respect monkeys as long as they continue to throw poo!  Have Russel Brand check your grammar.  Once again, […]

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MINGUS!

Win a Starbucks franchise!  How to steal with confidence!  Ever wonder what’s inside that uniform?  A cannon shot to ‘the boys’! – that’s gotta hurt!  The “Spectre” of Bond.  Bono plans a smaller stage in case he falls off.  Changing your name?  Try Mingus-Jon-Un!  You Tube got […]

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MERCILESS RETRIBUTION!

Larry’s “Sweet Caroline” and lousy yogurt.  The one-of-a-kind class of Mr Beliveau.  The banning of puns & spanking.  Comfort your loved ones with a great obituary.  Let’s go back to the moon!  Hey lefties, we’re smarter than you.  Sexy photos – your choice, Madonna or Annie Lennox?

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HIGH HEELS AND THE BOSS’S GUT

How much tongue is in your pants?  Larry tries to save the horse and buggy!  If you’re a mafia guy, just stay home and order in.  Recharge your phone in 30 seconds – oh wait, your phone is obsolete ’cause Apple says so.  The Honey-Boo Boo Ebola/cancer […]

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