Archive for February 2015

BULLDOGS AND THE DIRTY DOZEN

Stolen Testicles and Head transplants! A look at men’s web surfing habits concludes…..yeah, you guessed correctly. The knob who hack sawed the Joshua Tree. Wax on, wax off your apples. Kid Rock ain’t into no booty. Leo is the new George, and Amal attacks! Kanye weeps and […]

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FOOD!

Addicted to Pizza like a crack addict! Speaking of crack, get your Rob Ford crack memorabilia right now on Ebay before it’s all gone! Ladies let their fingers do the talking! Coming soon to a supermarket near you….bird saliva soup! Lovin and hatin on Sam Smith. Madonna […]

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HORNITHOLOGY

Selling snow to Hipsters at the Owl bar.  Spanking Julie Andrews. Rats vs Gerbils and a really old cat.  Marijuana safer than heroin….who knew? Vince Gilligan’s other new cool show. Leaving 50 Shades with your boss before it’s too late. U2 rules your smartphone but Samsung will […]

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KARMA

Lego rules the world. A smart gun in the hands of dumb people. Lying to your dog and teacher’s pets. Geraldo trashes hip hop. This $20 is all yours for free. Just change the lyrics and move on! Miracle anti-aging chocolate and the wonderful smell of coffee. […]

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THE SOFTENING OF THE HAWK

Breast milk for guys. Neil Patrick Harris is packing. Joe Elliot pulls a Brian Williams. Put some Sam Elliot into your resume. Floyd and Manny is ON!!…And so is Imagine Dragons VS Andy Kim! Shopping with Terrorists. Leaving it all to the monkey. Glen Campbell will make […]

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THE CRADLE OF BOOZE

Get your brass knuckles and throwing stars right here! Shopping while you ovulate can be fertile. Kiss but don’t touch the purest whore of all! Crossing the divide between the highway to heaven and the highway from hell. Odds on the Oscars. This final meal is a […]

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PROTECTING LAGERTHA’S PUPPIES

New Juice from Dr. Seuss! Too much social media and not enough sex! Toby Keith and Cyndi Lauper are In….Tom Petty and Elvis Costello are Out…Discuss! That’s not narcolepsy, they’re just stoned! Turning back time on the circumcised guy. Nicotine, caffeine and the bees. Marijuana ice cream […]

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THE IDEAL MAN AND WOMAN

A gun toting angry lady is not the Ideal Woman but it turns out Larry is the Ideal Man! ‘Thumbs Up’ baby better beware of Satan! Good VS Evil?…Wozniacki VS Rousey! The beagle is cute but is it a sporting event? McCartney gets ripped off. Charities benefit […]

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FAT TUESDAY!

Horny Imbeciles going to Mars! Sacrificing for and surviving Lent with the Updike family “One Dislike” Program. 50 Shades of Injuries lining up at the hospital. Immaculate Cows and the Bull in Sheep’s clothing! The Infidelity Gene and how your jeans ended up on the floor. All […]

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FRIDAY THE 13TH!

Monkeys like playing the lottery too! 50 Shades is missing 49 of them. Look what fell off the back of a truck…the 80’s..leggings and hot pants for sale for a steal! All time SNL favorites. Smiling at your dog and fat crocodiles. Loving the Maple Leaf, not […]

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AWESOME TRADE

Optimism is rampant! Too Hot for the Medium! James Bond VS The Man From Uncle. Kanye won’t stop yapping! Don’t forget to put Facebook in your will. Ridiculous Oscar bags. Amazing new way to make a sandwich….who would have thought? 50 Shades of Edamame’s. Before and after […]

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BUTTER AND BUSCEMI

Stealing, smoking, eating and drinking in the old orchard. Women should shave their face every day like guys. The revolt of the pythons and the boars. What’s the big deal with measles? More heat on Kanye. Dirty little chocolate lies. The old horse in the bathtub trick. […]

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BANNING BANANAS AND SNORTING CHOCOLATE

Twitter peaking and your lunch on Facebook. Choosing Mr. Right Now! Girl Guide cookies and marijuana. Better Call Saul and Iggy Azalea for pizza. Jack White and the bananas. Milos gets to 10 before McIlroy?…Disuss. Cool stuff found from the Man on the Moon. What’s the real […]

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MANSON MONEY!

Hey Kanye, get a shirt, shut the hell up, and just listen to AC/DC!! Dissecting the Grammy’s, Walking Dead and Better Call Saul. Chewing and chomping battles. GSP told ya so! Terminal velocity and a broom. Talking to N. Korea about setting up talks to talk and […]

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SWIMSUIT YANKING

Pill popping for health! The momentary pleasure of gas! How to survive disasters and the bubonic plague! Target insults us again! Brian Williams no American Sniper hero. We’ve gone over the line of sanity with smart phones games. Kirk Douglas is Alive! Axl Rose…a Larry rant! 50 […]

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STONED IN THE STONE AGE

Apparently there is an ‘I’ in Team. 50 Shades up the street in Thailand. Toilet paper wars at Target. Advice for beer drinking from Larry and Gronk. The perfect age gap except for celebrities. Jimmy Fallon…isn’t he wonderful! Look who they turned down for SNL. ACDC ready […]

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TEDDY LOVE

How many parents does it take to make a baby? That’s one wild teddy bear! Lance Armstrong lets someone else take the blame again! Why are men calling the lesbian helpline? It’s on demand but is is too much? Alice Cooper get more scary looking! To the […]

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URBAN BUNNIES

The Urban Bunnies are lonely…what to do? A spaghetti sandwich and some highway chicken. Real Monopoly money! Momma’s got a squeeze box and Larry can’t sleep at night! Someone else has their paws on your internet sex toys! Men and women apparently not from Mars and Venus […]

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THE STEAMING THING

The self destructing book and the golden ticket. You’ve got it all wrong..those signals mean she doesn’t want sex! Enjoy your coffee in the morning and save that jog for noon. All the goop on the steaming and the reaming. Superbowl…Brady peacocking with Wahlberg. Gordie Howe greater […]

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