Archive for March 2015

WE’RE BACK!

How many members have to change before your favorite rock band isn’t viable anymore? The reality of real time Facebooking into the Matrix! The Big Mac Lifestyle collection is actually pretty cool. Would you pay for Jay Z’s music streaming service? Stick to acting and leave music […]

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CRASHED BUT NOT BURNED!

WE’RE BACK! OUR SITE CRASHED ON THE WEEKEND DUE TO THE OVERWHELMING WORLDWIDE DOWNLOADS OF OUR SHOW! ALL WE CAN SAY IS THANKS!.. THAT’S REALLY COOL!! Now for today’s showAll the harmless things that’ll kill you! Willy’s weed will bring you to your knees! The Rolling Stones […]

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THE 33% SHOCKER!

The saga of the strip club. That’s no way to use a caulking gun! Now that’s a ‘Player’s Coach’! The incredible generosity of ‘Cookie’! Bieb’s spills his guts in the forest, but did anyone hear it? The one year mission vs the no return mission? From desk […]

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THE FELFIE

Warning!….don’t touch Larry’s bacon! Taylor Swift has most desired body shape?…..No, no no!! Ok, we get the Selfie, and even the belfie, pelfie, and delfie, but don’t come around here with any Felfies! Apparently we can’t read! The wonders of the junk drawer and the ammo vending […]

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FURIOUS MOCKING

Larry wants Hockey Wives battles and dirt. All hail ‘The Great One’ and a nod to the great Steve Nash. Dinner with Gandhi or Elizabeth Hurley…..your choice. Cheez Whiz, Heinz Ketchup and Bud Light together at last! The fountain of youth in the Turkish mountains. Vin Diesel […]

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Big Butts, Brunettes & Cavemen!

Jesus appears on mountainside, locals charge admission!  Saint Suzuki turns 79.  David Crosby runs down cyclist.  Tom says cavemen are overrated. Do men really prefer big butts?  Why curvy brunettes sell more than blondes.

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LICKING THE DOG

Who the heck is James Corden and why is Tom Hanks saving his butt? Robert Plant rocks White. Will Ferrell defends the Biebs while on the carousel with Superstar’s kids. The latest to trash Kanye….welcome Ronnie Wood, while Keith parties with Bennett. The beautiful balance between probiotics […]

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NEANDERTHAL BLING

Spring and Happiness for some and a can of Lucky for others. Covering your tracks in the bathroom. Breast feeding bedlam. Lip syncing reality. More sleep = more sex!  You smell like a hamburger. $1 Million not nearly enough for this guy. Sean Penn shoots blanks, but […]

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“I PITY THE TOOL”

The Watch of Death! Beatles Reunion! Food shows are killing you, but reno shows just got interesting with the addition of Mr. T! Where does Bruce Willis fall on the action star scale? The Twizzler Challenge. The Joan Jett question with Dave Grohl saving the day. Jaime […]

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DOG DOPE

The perfection of unhygienic beards and nail biting. You’re not teabagging properly.! A big ‘ol box of money and the richest on tv. Male horses with deep voices get all the chicks! Now, porn is good for us! Cellphone cyclists. Getting the chance to beat up Mitt. […]

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ST PATRICK’S DAY!

Everything you need for St. Patrick’s Day, and  remember don’t short Patrick himself on his shot of booze or there will be hell to pay! We’re happy the anus does what it does and is where it is, but thanks for the options. Drinking at Ikea to […]

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THE UNDERBOOB CONTROVERSY

Putin disappears and then reappears in rare photo with shirt on. Buble, Bieber, and roasting hot Argentinian models. March Madness not so much about basketball, as throwing hamburgers! Underboob selfies already banned because of public panic! Hockey wives, more Alex Trebek, and a still bitter Heather. Sean […]

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CHICK SEXERS AND SHINGLES

The dark side of internet trolls. Hey, keep your hands off ‘Happy”. Revisiting Dick in a Box. March is divorce month, but you gotta do better than “I wish I never met you”. Working out with Jon Bones Jones. Picking up the poop. Ironman to the rescue. […]

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WAR AND LOVE

War, what is it good for?…Apparently, getting chicks! He’s such a special narcissist. The problem with the pizza on the roof. The best comedy actors. Our Little Genie manhandled by the Beibs!! Jason Statham runs after Sofia Vergara’s boobs! The secret service is just one big party. […]

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DON CHERRY RETURNS!

Don Cherry spends some quality time with us! Blurred Lines for Tom between movies and reality! The classic bar room stare down! Is there such a thing as shy crabs? Bring back the firing squad? From Ghostbusters to Zoolander to Pirates and even Dumbo!

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1st YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW!

It’s the 1 Year Anniversary show with lots of special guests and tons of laughs as always! Thanks so much to everyone who had listened, supported, advertised and spread the word worldwide! We couldn’t do it without you! Enjoy the show!

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BLACK MADONNA

Crosby nails the provoking thing noting the Black Madonna is an idiot! Did we lose that hour from Daylight Savings or during the Nickelback concert? In some places, losing an arm is like winning the lottery! Clint and Cooper the biggest in North America, but Wahlberg is […]

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THE REDHEAD DILEMMA

Now the coffee pod inventor feels guilty….well thanks a lot! This treadmill test will tell you when you’re gonna die! The Redhead and the freckles issue! Real life hero or just bad acting? Who should star in the tv series version of Expendables? Oh yeah, it’s a […]

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DOUBLE O DOUBLE D

A mesmerizing dip into honey. How many guys really like that massive booty? We’re devolving back into apes! You’ve got God, Gandhi, Shakespeare, Beethoven and, oh yeah, let’s not forget, Kanye! Rogan gets it wrong making a stink about this stink! Forget your yacht, we want a […]

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DIRTY DARYL

The Great Penis Debate is finally settled once and for all! Shaking and smelling is apparently normal. Your bar friends make you drink more. The Jets will win the Stanley Cup! Easy way to make better decisions. The loss of Mr. Kruger. The weasel and the woodpecker…not […]

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