Archive for April 2015

TASTY VOICES!

The Kentucky Derby and A Horse With No Tail.  Get yer pizza calculator here!  Floyd & Manny play too nice.  You complain, you die!  Bono can’t play & the band doesn’t care.  New survey says men like sex in the morning … women? Late at night, baby!

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PILES OF APPLE CASH

McCartney and the Orioles make history! Your baby is racking up the charges on your cell phone when you’re not looking. Pretty boys don’t get the gig!  Ann and Willie still rockin! The guy you’d never know that has changed the face of entertainment and pop culture […]

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MANAGE YOUR RACK

Incredible memory tricks from a very unlikely source. If you thought you knew all you needed to know about Fleetwood Mac, you’re wrong. Bruce Jenner looking good and Ray Liotta is def wearing eyeliner! The good doctor gives the dope on dope. What did Liz Hurley think […]

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SHE SHED

Carnage and Hotness still sells! Real undercover rip offs. An Oasis of brotherly beatings. Wake up grumpy in Canada, but happy in China….who turned the world upside down? The real Vikings didn’t look this good! Dog stares VS Cat stares…..there’s no comparison!…and strapping a gps to your […]

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GOOD ‘OL PIG WRASSLIN’

The confusing world of earworms, chewing gum and Jazz. Oceans and oceans of stuff we just don’t know! Wine Pot, Skinny Pot, Pot Pot, ..it’s getting out of control! Get those smart Nasa peeps out of the sky and off to sea! Stealing Pappy Van Winkle and […]

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NOSE TO HOSE

Even Canada’s ‘stiffy’ has to wear white tonight! Crying babies and waving guns at ‘fancy’ restaurants. The 8 foot Brazilian who finally nailed a five footer. Clean plastic sheets with that Black Eyed Pea. From nut to cheek and 70 other reasons to not let your dog […]

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LICK-A-MAID

Hot chicks for charity. 5 minutes and 77 F-bombs later! Even Don Cherry, Bettman, and sea of White and $26 billion couldn’t help the Jets. Yoko reveals the secret behind the Beatles! Phil Rudd is still a dud! Shatner solves all our problems, or was he just […]

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BIG TONGUES

From the White Out to Ladd, to Edmonton, to McDavid, to Rogers…..the internet trolls were out in full force trashing everyone on the weekend! Willy and Merle give Larry a 4/20 gift! Tom drops the ball at home for the ACM’s. McConaughey trumps his own classic Lincoln […]

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KABANGO!!

Orma Slack moves on to that great golf course in the sky! Posting the trailer that everyone else didn’t! You answered our question by not answering our question. Books….read ’em and pass them on, but don’t drop them off at the library! If Michael Douglas has a […]

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GAME ON!

A White Out grips Winnipeg and the games and gamesmanship begins! The wildest, weirdest and, we’re pretty sure, most illegal game show ever! Leaving the game in your prime! The greatest ‘twists’ in movies ever!….And….the best comedic artists who can do anything!…..And….the best and worst endings to […]

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“I KNOW A GUY”

There’s no better guy to know to get things done than ‘This Guy’! Nothing better or more painful than chips and beer. The sticky zipper issue. It’s not so bad being short after all. Say no to kale. Billy robs and then fills the cradle. Screening and […]

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“ESCAPE OR DIE”

The World’s Greatest Escape Artist is in the studio with us today! Dean Gunnarson joins us.  His new tv show “Escape Or Die” debuts on OLN tonight, and can be seen every Tues for the next 12 weeks. Lots of great behind the scenes insight and of […]

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“THE OEUVRES”

Get ready for the “Whiteout”! Slap on the Eau Savage and you too can be just like Steve McQueen! Dave Grohl gets his start with K-Tel’s Original Hits from Original Stars! Take that meeting for a walk. Finally good news if you’re overweight! Jordan Speith joins the […]

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JETS ARE IN!!

Playoff hockey fires up Winnipeg for the first time in almost 20 years!!!Sam Elliot can sell us anything!! Tall guys get free pass. Is Helen Mirren Hot? Long distance running = more sex! Furious race to  $500 Million. Eastwood wimps out…no not Clint! Stroke or Drunk game. […]

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GETTIN’ HEAVY

The key to both great sex and generosity?……a grilled cheese sandwich!!…hold the bacon. The Rock takes in 10 pounds a day and lets out 5. Shocking Kurt Cobain claims! Neil Young fires up Bachman. If it smells fishy it is! Sofia Vergara is the only one complaining […]

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TURKEY-LOAF & AMERICAN PIE!

Shepherds, scarecrows & bad pheromones! A Tiger Woods comeback?  The 5 greatest songs EVER. Marilyn Manson’s red neck nightmare!  Illegal Furious 7 downloads.  Steven Tyler goes country while Rob Ford shakes up the board!

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LESS IS MORE ONCE MORE

F.U. is the real president! The burger and fries workout that puts the ‘schwing’ back in you. The saga of Rory, Tiger, Caroline and JJ. Only billionaires will live to 500 and that now includes Jessica Simpson! Here we go with the apes vs humans again, but […]

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“HAPPY EASTER” SHOW NOW AVAILABLE!

Put a clove in the cleave. Larry rails on Sean Penn. It all starts with the sex tapes. Nightowls beware! Shuffling the decks the right way! What actors are worth the big $? Still falling for April Fools like a fool! Julia or Sandra? Lewinsky is back […]

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APRIL FOOLS SHOW NOW AVAILABLE!

The sad story of the depressed monkeys. Having a fun intervention. The mathematics of love. The A-list Apostles. Don’t mess with Wahlberg’s Boston! Van Halen train wreck. Hockey Wives gets racier. Is Kevin Hart really that funny. SOA fans gotta watch Gangland Undercover!

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