Archive for May 2015

IRIDOSCYCLITIS

A Hockey Heaven weekend!  Taylor Swift now even saving lives?  Antonio Banderas and the hot chick.  John Mayer is becoming a legend.  Those incredible spelling-bee kids!  After San Andreas, the Rock is now off to rescue Japan!  Katy Perry is available.  Vote Prince for FIFA!

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WE’VE BEEN FLAYED!

The shocking results of Larry’s doctor’s appointment! Your Instagram pics are worth a fortune….to somebody else! The FIFA mobsters no better than Al Capone! The Gluten scam finally revealed! Lawn shame! Jazz and heroin….not a fan of either. Playing above your station….hello again Bobby Flay! Friendly alcohol, […]

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BRAINS VS BOOBS

Working out with Jesus. Country music lyrics the most intelligent? Brains over boobs? Action stars unique styles of ass kicking! Now that’s a smart dog collar. How can you turn down $millions?….FIFA exec’s have the answer….you can’t! A butt grab would be the least of your worries. […]

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BINGE GRIEF!

Special occasion drinking. The grief suffered after a good binge watching session. Bionic lens and porn goggles. Doctor green lights debauchery. Don’t you hate those fit people rules? Ye Olde Fighting….what? B movies and B stars. The Stones keep rolling! Johnny Depp in deep doo doo!

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COFFEE AND SEX!

What’s the expiration date on spoiler alerts? Now you have to ask your friends, family and dates to ‘declare’ their gender! A five year old could write today’s pop songs, seriously! A Seinfeld moment with the courier. All the emotions of losing your smart phone, including liberation! […]

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WE HAVE TO TALK

Would someone please put a fence around the Grand Canyon! Guys, you’re looking at yourself too much! Canning the high heels. There’s thrill seeking and then there’s just dumb! Hank Williams Jr’s face. David Crosby’s crow, The Rock rocks, and Kanye’s ‘Art’!

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LOVE IS THE DRUG!

Letterman exits the stage & Bill Murray falls off his stool!  Duff Beer is for real!  George Clooney tells us how he proposed to Amal.  David Crosby apologizes to Neil Young for lambasting Daryl Hannah.  Oxytocin – it’s the love drug!!

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THE BUTTER BOSS

Virtual Reality from the Rift to the Gear and Cardboard….a portal to education, medicine and yes, porn! Taking it easy on the “B”s. 3D shoes and growing skin. Lazy workouts and a firm handshake. An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. Stop whacking me with your […]

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THE POPE DOESN’T RETWEET

Playin On through the storm! That’s why it’s called gambling! A story, sex and action is the perfect formula! The fascination with rich people fails. The beautiful simplicity of BB King. Sore losers live up to reputation.  Did the Boston Bomber get what he deserves? Josh Brolin, […]

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FRIDAY MAYHEM

Tom and Larry go wild!

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VIGILANTES!

Guess what Tiger Woods did to Lindsay?  Harry no longer Happy.  From Thunderdome to Charlize’s new dome!  Tinder on a binder.  That lonely field goal kicker video is hilarious!  An homage to Letterman.

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DEFLATE-GATE, BIN LADEN-GATE & LARRY’S BAD CABLE!

Wanna buy a Picasso? It’s only $180 mil!  Ronda Rousey should fight the guys!  Billy Joel two-times with Elle & Christie.  Snoring remedies that twist your tongue.  Bin Laden’s capture a fraud?  Manitoba’s Birthday … but where’s the party?  Tom Brady should be jailed!

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INVISIBLE

The watch tatoo…from wearables to disappearables! The stabbing and the shooting is non stop! What happens when the driverless car, truck or plane goes rogue? That damn cable package! Ladies finally see payday! Jeopardy stress! Police get foreskin tip. The seats keep getting smaller! Morgan Freeman, Denzel, […]

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HOITY TOITY!!

How the Hamburgler and McDonald’s saved James Franco’s life! Fifty shades of Black! Definitely a bad Vacation! Steinberg ahead of his time! Break out those old Wranglers! A young Walking Dead Daryl as cool as you would have imagined! Nice to hear the hot Coke singer held […]

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ROYAL MONKEY

Sucked into the Netflix vortex. Oh there will be a rematch! The most ridiculous lawsuit you’ve ever heard. There doesn’t seem to be any reason at all to get out of bed in the morning if you live in places like Iran! Pour some sugar on your […]

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GOING ‘ANON’

Greatest Guitar solos of all time! The 2 minute walking, bone broth miracle elixer! A crying room for Tiger. Meat, a patio, and senior discount for a memorable birthday. Pour some sugar on it….lots of sugar! The 4-7-8 sleep plan won’t fail. Taking Kanye’s side for once! […]

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EXTRAORDINARILY LIKEABLE PEOPLE

Dressing for your brain! Look up and back in time! The battle of Puebla over Larry’s birthday! Auntie says the fight was fixed, while Manny could go to jail! Keeping secrets just saps your energy so tell everyone and feel great! 100 ways to 100. Willy’s on […]

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ENTERTAINMENT OVERLOAD!

Avengers, Floyd, Manny, Tiger, Star Wars, Letterman, Charlotte, Dirty Harry and so many more! But that’s not all, we also take a look at Ink Lungs, Toilet Beards and lost legs!

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