Archive for June 2015

BACON AND SEX…THE MOVIE!

The sexy faces that scramble men’s brains! The Perfect Human!…surprise…it’s not Kanye! Sacrificing turns to celebrating Sesselmann! Reflecting on the classic group of movies that shaped an age, while we write the perfect crime script! Katy Perry kicks out the nuns! Michael Douglas…..please stop talking! The agelessness […]

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THE GUN AND THE COOCH!

Solving the world’s economic crisis….it’s all Greek to us. How stressful is that gig?….just relax at the library. Just enjoy the coffee and turn off the noise! One armed, short haired Charlize, not your average hot chick! World’s ugliest dog is still cuter than yours! Crosby lovin […]

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MEH!

Neil, the Donald & hypocrisy!  Fraud, Whistle Blowers & crazy lawsuits.  Tom says The Imitation Game is a must-see flick.  Magic Mike & steamy sex scenes.  Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris make music & $$$ !  Twerk, Twitterati & Meh are now in the dictionary!

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NOW THAT’S RARE!

Fascination with tornadoes and two headed animals. She straddles the boat to pick up the excitement level of fishing! The lips always tell the truth! Historic NHL Awards and expansion plans. New teams unnamed, but already better than the Leafs. Channing Tatum has a new plan, while […]

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“THE SLOPPY GENIUS”

Towering legs of Meat! Doctor’s to double track Kroeger’s vocal chords! Weighing singing and guitar talents amid rocker’s feuds. Cuddling the dog in attempt for attention. Fanny packs Rock again! Don’t chew on your pic! Copter Cops talk same as all of us! Is Swift a hypocrite? […]

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DIDDY, FIDDY AND SNOOP

Library sex tapes!…you don’t hear that often enough! Air One cops provide blue light special! Homesteading 101…how to ride a moose. Lingering Father’s Day fallout with Crazy Charlie and the Hudson’s. Larry steals Netflix to get weed! Diddy acts like dink, while Snoop chills.

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FATHER’S DAY..OH WHAT A DAY!!

Dustin Johnson…the agony of defeat, the cleavage and the Great One suddenly vanishes! Yoga Day at Stonehenge…It’s all downhill from there says Larry. Taylor Swift cooks one up for Apple’s Cookie, or was it the suits? Rush and Aerosmith go rap with feud!…no shootings yet! Heinz goes […]

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CAPTAIN TOM AND ARNOLD

Paulina Gretzky trumps Dustin and Rory and once again embarrasses The Great One! Everyone should stand up and work! Your new book choice between ‘Grey’ or ‘Dada’! Dave Grohl adds to his popularity by channeling playoff hockey! Jerry Garcia and Toby Keith songwriting legends for sure….but Cyndi […]

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CHOCOLATE!!

Tipping the scales on Celebrities! Blowing the inheritance…it’s almost guaranteed to happen! Daryl plays cupid with his bow, and guess who he targets? Meantime, Charlize spends enough time with Sean to realize…she’s out!! Springsteen’s horse’s are the best too! Rory is the latest to be the greatest! […]

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TRUMP, LEBRON or THE ROCK – WHO’S THE GREATEST?

Donald Trump for President?  No way!  Don’t put The Rock in a Smart Car!  “Whole Lotta Love” or “Hot Legs? – depends on your gender.  Transgendered contestant on Big Brother.  Dating in Iran.  Lebron, the egotist!  Does short-man syndrome really exist? And the former NFL Cheerleader turned […]

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THE HAWKS AND ‘THE HAWK’

E3 to reveal new super hero Pope game?…or was that Bono? This is the ‘deal’ every guy has! Who are the icons on your mantle? Taking the fun out of sex dolls! WWC loving Winnipeg, and Winnipeg loving back! Brian ‘Brainiac’ May has a warning for earth!

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CHARLIE’S CLAMS

The secret to happiness is summed up in one word! Don’t get in an argument with a chimp who thinks he’s right! Not buying the laid back excuse any more! Super dog stops bus! Soapboxing and banning stuff a slippery slope. ‘D’ for Devices = lazy kids. […]

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BRANDI REALLY WAS FINE!

Greasing the skids for the crash of the world economy according to Larry. Do musical tastes define status? Moss stoned in air! Senate scandal…send in the lions! Decaprio tarnishing Rhianna while J-Lo disturbs public order! Pay your speeding ticket or the Russians will take your dog!

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THE REAL BIBLE

For the love of meat, get Bill back in the White House! King James, The Great One,…..are there any greater sports nicknames than those two? Fighting with technology and finally winning! When the ego explodes and fans revolt….from Queen to pigs!

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SLEEPLESS IN SASKATOON

Your first car….oh the memories of that piece of crap! Apple world keeps getting bigger thanks to El Capitano Cookie! Lester seals the deal on Williams and Larry beats all the anchors at info game! Bouncing balls off swedish bums and other great WWC action!

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JET PACKS FOR SALE

Larry connects with fellow alpha male at wedding! Lies upon lies upon lies!! Too much Apple or not enough Apple?….disucss. We’re just wrapping our head’s around the whole transgender thing and they they throw this at us…..Transabled!! And, Clint mocks Caitlyn…oh my!  You really do only need […]

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OMEGA MAN

Little Smokey the pony could be the real Triple Crown hero, or will it be Charlie the pig? Stop beating us up about the bags and the bulbs! Yard sale hysteria! Americans rule sports motivation! Hold your applause until you have a graduation strategy. Dissecting the furlong. […]

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PHONE PANTS

Deadbeat parents can’t fish. The million dollar backpack…what’s your price? The stripper Ben can’t shake! Netfilix ads and Apple rules again! Selfie swings and new ear things. Flay hits up too many grills. Is Chris Brown the world’s biggest douche?…sure looks that way!

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SEPP BLATTERED

The Chinese chicken wing situation. Foodies have only one advantage over monkeys in the kitchen! The Flay Fieri fiasco! Eating off the red plate special. Classical controversy…..who’s hair is worth more and was Mozart better than Gordie Howe? The dog smell vs the cat parasites on your […]

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SAINT BONO

Man spreading everywhere, but Sharon Stone can’t get any! Ahh..nothing says summer like the Goldeyes home opener! The 92 year old marathon conspiracy! Indoors to become e-cig free zone. And…tobacco lawsuit puts a price on getting cancer, but trying to quit not even worth the cost of […]

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