Archive for September 2015

BAD BUTTER!

Jets and Bombers are rappin but trolls have to wait to end of game before whining! Walk of Fame Shame! From pony tails and porn to being gay!!…is Matt Damon really from Mars?! Clerk plays Pope card….wrong!! Butter no longer better, but blotting sure is! Your smart […]

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‘LIVE’ FROM HSC HOME LOTTERY SHOWHOME!

Your awesome new Home, Cottage or $1 Million!! Jets and Bombers season tickets! Cars, trips, toys, and more and more CASH!! Come on ‘my brothers’!….you gotta listen to this!! LISTEN NOW

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“SEVEN”

Rhonda raises her testosterone with lots of sex! Picking a leader for Earth! Marinate your meat!….with beer! Peeing and lying to someone at the same time! George and the villagers. The Pope rocks!..literally!..but this one time, Wahlberg doesn’t! Spielberg’s Hillary makeover! The one finger assault on Everest! […]

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GRANDMA AND THE GREAT ONE!

Putting perfume on a Putin! The astronaut who fixed the toilet! The Great One gets more great! A Dog’s lunch for his daughter. Hire grandma to feed you. Here come the J.Lo sex tapes! Super Moon! Mr. T is back! Pope Beer is here!…you only Pope Once! […]

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THE UNICORN MARK!

The benefits of sleeping naked! The crack of binge watching! Attack on road hockey and the push back! The baddest Bond of all! The Science of Cute! The Hit Song Formula Secret! In a world fraught with drama….we bring you…Hockey Wives 2! Half the federal candidates seem […]

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A COMA, SOME MONKEYS AND A PIG!

You can’t call your kid Metallica! Cameron and the pig! Tom Brady’s girl is on top! The seed vault. Sexy Trump! The Pope and the Fiat. Through a haze of smoke, Snoop had an idea! Larry gets career boost from Showgirls! Boo Boo shaken by Yogi’s passing! […]

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PSYCHO PIE FACE!

Larry’s got Back! Don’t diss Dave Grohl or the Great One! Beware Psycho pieface! Turd Ferguson’s triumphant return! Best blackmail attempt comeback ever! How to lose a lifelong friend instantly! The Pope is here! That’s what you get for downloading the porn app! Toss a chair to […]

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SANDALS AND SOCKS!!

It turns out, women want sex all the time! We were pranked twice yesterday! The clock that stirred the world! Babies are playing jokes on you! Winter conception runs wild! Just call me ‘Rawhide’! Too much good tv! Why should we trust this guy? Like, Dislike….ahh geez, […]

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ROBOTS AND POOP!

It’s finally happening!….the Robots are taking over!…and they’ll kill you! The beard butler is now a thing! Your new toilet garden is ready! It’s finally ok to not like stuff! Is the transgender thing getting out of control? The spaceman made of poop! No Rhonda, don’t do […]

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SKIN GAMES

Packing heat on the bus, at the zoo and in the hoo hoo! Every word you say at work is recorded! Lover’s skin…don’t worry about the seborrhea! Mel Gibson robbing the cradle and filling it at the same time! Rocky is back!…sorry no Adrian! Mark Cuban….please shut […]

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MAN BUNS!

Keith Richards finally tells it like it is! Draggin the boats! Ahh to have the lucky Genes…the green light to all the fun! Paint with Donald…it’s therapeutic! Marijuana Wine!..a double dose of party!…and it sure beats life in prison! Checking out your ex online?……look out for a […]

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IT’S A “SING OFF”!

How about if all those lousy drivers around you could fly?! It’s a rock ‘Sing Off’! Shocking revelations about the ‘5 second rule’! Gunther and Trouble, the world’s richest pets! Tom Brady sets even more records and is on verge of upgrading his super model! We love […]

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THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY!

The Good The Bad and the Ugly lists of celebrities! And The Rock just keeps adding to his rock status! Colbert  debut almost wasn’t! Running through fire for baby backs! Tea Whores! Trump keeps em coming til the end of the world! Yeah Rhonda Rousey’s gonna kick […]

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BABY PSYCHOPATH!

Don’t allow yourself to be Phubbed! The Woz sounds bitter! Boobs = $ on TV! The Colbert reaction! Big day for Apple fans, but wait 3 years! Experts advise to ‘de-friend’ to save the marriage but email to secure a date! Parenting the Biebs! All hail the […]

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FARLEY VS SCHINDLER!

Jimmy and Genie…the Real concussion story! Reading to impress the ladies! New must watch TV! Punching Axl and the voice debate! El Chapo’s dumb kid and the popularity of Narcos! Sweet Emotions live from a street corner in Russia. Art house surprise! Colbert reports for new duties. […]

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SO MANY WORDS, SO LITTLE SAID!

If the average is supposed to be 6×5, most of us are screwed! Brady wins as usual!…and if he calls you ‘babe’, you’ve been anointed! The shooter had no shirt of course! Why not get a tattoo when you’re 92! Keith Richards sums up Rap like no […]

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LICKIN’ WITH DICKINSON

Maybe people just want to be entertained! Refueled and ready to rock! Rated X double standard! Give the Cuban kid a bat! Why is everything now called racist?!! Forgiveness for the Hulk. Even Gisele is deflating Brady now! Branson perfect for Apprentice! Tensions run high in Bomberland! […]

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DANCING GABE, WHAT A LIFE!!

Dancing Gabe…an incredible life! Your brain can only shuffle four things at once…sounds like a lot to us! The transgender hiccup…woman to man…lose half your skills! Worriers much more creative than optimists! Joe Brown ain’t no Mandela! James Bond controversy! Setting Twitter records! How to raise funds…put […]

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OH JIMMY!!

What is Jimmy Connors doing to Little Genie?!  Vegetable condoms, a huge cucumber and ice cream that doesn’t melt! That gotta have it, after drinking, late night chow down! Here come the sex toy apps! Blue Jays jinx….guess who? You can eat too healthy and kill yourself […]

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