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PROTECTING LAGERTHA’S PUPPIES

New Juice from Dr. Seuss! Too much social media and not enough sex! Toby Keith and Cyndi Lauper are In….Tom Petty and Elvis Costello are Out…Discuss! That’s not narcolepsy, they’re just stoned! Turning back time on the circumcised guy. Nicotine, caffeine and the bees. Marijuana ice cream […]

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THE IDEAL MAN AND WOMAN

A gun toting angry lady is not the Ideal Woman but it turns out Larry is the Ideal Man! ‘Thumbs Up’ baby better beware of Satan! Good VS Evil?…Wozniacki VS Rousey! The beagle is cute but is it a sporting event? McCartney gets ripped off. Charities benefit […]

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FAT TUESDAY!

Horny Imbeciles going to Mars! Sacrificing for and surviving Lent with the Updike family “One Dislike” Program. 50 Shades of Injuries lining up at the hospital. Immaculate Cows and the Bull in Sheep’s clothing! The Infidelity Gene and how your jeans ended up on the floor. All […]

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FRIDAY THE 13TH!

Monkeys like playing the lottery too! 50 Shades is missing 49 of them. Look what fell off the back of a truck…the 80’s..leggings and hot pants for sale for a steal! All time SNL favorites. Smiling at your dog and fat crocodiles. Loving the Maple Leaf, not […]

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AWESOME TRADE

Optimism is rampant! Too Hot for the Medium! James Bond VS The Man From Uncle. Kanye won’t stop yapping! Don’t forget to put Facebook in your will. Ridiculous Oscar bags. Amazing new way to make a sandwich….who would have thought? 50 Shades of Edamame’s. Before and after […]

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BUTTER AND BUSCEMI

Stealing, smoking, eating and drinking in the old orchard. Women should shave their face every day like guys. The revolt of the pythons and the boars. What’s the big deal with measles? More heat on Kanye. Dirty little chocolate lies. The old horse in the bathtub trick. […]

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BANNING BANANAS AND SNORTING CHOCOLATE

Twitter peaking and your lunch on Facebook. Choosing Mr. Right Now! Girl Guide cookies and marijuana. Better Call Saul and Iggy Azalea for pizza. Jack White and the bananas. Milos gets to 10 before McIlroy?…Disuss. Cool stuff found from the Man on the Moon. What’s the real […]

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MANSON MONEY!

Hey Kanye, get a shirt, shut the hell up, and just listen to AC/DC!! Dissecting the Grammy’s, Walking Dead and Better Call Saul. Chewing and chomping battles. GSP told ya so! Terminal velocity and a broom. Talking to N. Korea about setting up talks to talk and […]

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SWIMSUIT YANKING

Pill popping for health! The momentary pleasure of gas! How to survive disasters and the bubonic plague! Target insults us again! Brian Williams no American Sniper hero. We’ve gone over the line of sanity with smart phones games. Kirk Douglas is Alive! Axl Rose…a Larry rant! 50 […]

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STONED IN THE STONE AGE

Apparently there is an ‘I’ in Team. 50 Shades up the street in Thailand. Toilet paper wars at Target. Advice for beer drinking from Larry and Gronk. The perfect age gap except for celebrities. Jimmy Fallon…isn’t he wonderful! Look who they turned down for SNL. ACDC ready […]

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TEDDY LOVE

How many parents does it take to make a baby? That’s one wild teddy bear! Lance Armstrong lets someone else take the blame again! Why are men calling the lesbian helpline? It’s on demand but is is too much? Alice Cooper get more scary looking! To the […]

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URBAN BUNNIES

The Urban Bunnies are lonely…what to do? A spaghetti sandwich and some highway chicken. Real Monopoly money! Momma’s got a squeeze box and Larry can’t sleep at night! Someone else has their paws on your internet sex toys! Men and women apparently not from Mars and Venus […]

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THE STEAMING THING

The self destructing book and the golden ticket. You’ve got it all wrong..those signals mean she doesn’t want sex! Enjoy your coffee in the morning and save that jog for noon. All the goop on the steaming and the reaming. Superbowl…Brady peacocking with Wahlberg. Gordie Howe greater […]

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7 POUNDS OF SKIN

Startling news….sex on first date not a bad thing! The least miserable places. A cat helicopter drone hybrid…cool! A glass of red wine at the gym is good, it’s the sweating that’ll kill you. Sitting on a park bench and changing the world. Heroin chic ain’t pretty. […]

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CUDDLING HOCKEY WIVES

Cuddling service or prostitution ring? An easier way to talk to strangers. After we spent all that time admiring smart people, we find out they were just lucky! Add something new to your salad…frogs heads. Finally reality tv that Canadian’s can sink their eyeballs into…Hockey Wives! Actually, […]

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FORGET SNOWPOCALYPSE, FACEBOOK’S DOWN!!

Screaming woman hammers genie. Facebook down and people horrified at having to talk to people! Flying high with the most dangerous job in entertainment. Deflate-gate takes a pee. Coffee=morphine and celebrity gossip=dopamine! Getting through school with sugar daddies from the kinkiest cities. Finally a shocking revelation about […]

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IF YOU LIKE IT, JUST DRINK IT BROTHER!

Buying Lincoln’s hair.  Hot tennis players, Nadal and the bum-to-nose shot.  For the love of beer – stay away from the cans and the rabbit who delivers them!  Walking and getting credit for it.  The Van Halen Winnipeg connection. What we’ll tolerate from athletes.  The Global Warming […]

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NO FEAR

40 years of great rock! 24 hours behind the wheel. Larry gets hooked on soaps, while Tom’s head explodes with PVR overload! Guns on the planes. Coffee and booze now good for you again, at least this week. Miss Canada in hockey heaven. Ladies take over the […]

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THE VAJANKLE AND THE SITZPINKLER

Who’s looking after the monkeys? Getting $1 Million to not smoke! Newspaper suffers mammary loss. The Genie Twirl and male strippers on fire. Date with a Hipster….$100. The Great Grandad calls in the Enforcer. Oh, Oh, PeeWee is back! Your right to stand and deliver….er…I mean…pee. Hacking […]

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GIVE AND TAKE

A wink and a pick for the people. Stripping down for a naked workout. Tooth and ballgate. The shift work pill. Clooney…not so bad after all. Rocky vs Smokin Joe Frazier. Doogie Howser is back! Liberace would be rolling in his grave. Smell the bacon from New […]

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