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CHEAP BEER, MODELS AND SMART DOGS!

Dog shame?…think again..they’re smarter than you! Toothpick models do nothing for guys! Cutting off cheap beer?..get ready for revolt! And, the 1% that can make you twice as drunk! The demographics of hooking up! Should Rousey take the porn cash? Serena and Maria cat fight! How to […]

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FUN WITH FLAMETHROWERS!

Born to Run…still awesome! Living online forever! Best and worst series finales! Jimmy Fallon’s major flaw! Revenge of the lions! Apple stops world collapse with one email! Foo Fighters rock it again! Who brought the tank to the family picnic?…you have to know this didn’t turn out […]

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EXTREME HEROES!

Transplanting you head! Amazing sports moments! The tree and Larry’s car! Watch out for flying guitars! Best headline in a while..’Slighting the Glands That Feed Her’! Caitlyn and Trump go out for Halloween. Ben’s nanny hits jackpot with porn! Bo Levi and Mr. Love! Linguistic clues all […]

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VOTING NUTS!

Trainwreck is anything but! Ads on our sacred jerseys?!! The most generous athletes. Greed and China and karma! Stephen Colbert tragedy….or was it?! Matt Damon goes rogue! The 5 nannys! Sticky situation joining this class action suit! Owen and Willie and Hawaii.

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THE LIST!!

Are you on the list?! Reality tv turning our brains to mush but we can’t take our eyes off it! Scientific proof of the ultimate movie hero and the ladies who make all the money! Trump randomly insults people for sport! Bocce and beer make for a […]

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A HORSE’S TALE!

Who rules at breakfast? Here’s a quick way to shrink your brain..watch too much porn! Smarten up…she’s gonna leave you! Perfect way to combat ISIS and make them run scared! Trump rules in bed!…what?? Does life mean life? Weighing you before you get on the plane is […]

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CLAMS IN YOUR PANTS!

Yawning and the qualified psychopath. Goatman goes to far! Failing service animal school. How to satisfy your lady! Robert Downy Jr. nails Sting! Chicken legs with Norm McDonald. Now cool new way to get distracted while driving! Trump channels Jim Carey saying “he had a shot”!

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HAIR!!

Crossing over to the other side of country music. Stone cold naked and not afraid. Dave Grohl gets more awesome! Trump phenomena finally explained! What exactly is allowed during a trial separation asks Affleck! There’s no crying in baseball, but there is in golf! Straight Outta Compton […]

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BEST TIME TO……!!

Marvelous Marve to take over for Trudeau cuz ‘he’s ready’! Fallon thinks fit Henry is ‘fantastic’! Anti radiation underwear….cuz you need it! Golfing with your dog. Fat Mike kicks hipster out! Are Army Rangers the toughest of them all? Don’t fall for the troll’s conspiracy theories. Ice […]

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NANNYGATE!

What will get you noticed?….Instagram boob shots! Time to drug test the video gamers! How to easily reduce the possibility you’ll drop dead! Marve-lous to the rescue! Why the gun shaped phone case was just a bad idea! Apparently it’s ok to stab a guy 10 times! […]

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GOING INCOGNITO!

Every day is a quiet struggle for Donald Trump the cancer doctor. The Rock’s new highchair. Bubble nails and reptile knobs. Idiot football injuries. Why stop people from joining ISIS, encourage them to go away! Rousey’s scores killer shots at Floyd. The death of the ‘Zoo’! No […]

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PUT A SHIRT ON!!

Rousey vs Mayweather?? Bring back the flip phone! Wasp’s attack! Affleck hits skid row! Coolest prison escape ever! The E-hat! Making beer with Kim Jong Un. The little basement trolls are at it again! Toxin cleanse for the brain!..it’s easy, just go to bed! And the new […]

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CHEW TOBACCO, CHEW TOBACCO!!

Booze around the world. Video bombing idiots should face punching wall! Mourning done, ban lifted, let the shooting resume!….while the grizzly and the alligator get no love. Clooney and The Rock help launch new projects. Gifford…finally relief from Kathy Lee. Ozzy the Ghostbuster! You will want the […]

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THE BATBOMB!

Stop gun violence…call Drake! Writing that million dollar song! The horse face actor. The belching Larry action figure and other 80’s toys worth a bundle! Bad boys and killer sperm! Ass charger for your phone. Hillary and Kanye! Russian brides rip off ISIS. An audience with the […]

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FREE THE BACON!

Led Zep in the operating room! The food, the fridge, your brain! Windows 10 porn show! Using corn flakes to stop you from doing what?! Take the money and run! #freethebacon! The Boeing 787 car! Promiscuous cities. Who wants cheaper booze? Internet balloons. Now we all think […]

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RHONDA AROUSEME!

Look who’s on the list of the world’s top earning actors!….you’ll be surprised! You’re gonna want to work at Netflix when you hear about this! Lenny’s junk is all over the place! Getting intimate with robots! Pick the grey horse every time! Beckham the movie star?…..you bet!

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DR. GERM!

Wild Turkey Terror! Ladies lining up to be ‘comforted’ by Shania! Cool kids end up in jail! Larry’s electric bike! Startling new revelations about that toilet seat!…It’s not the germ factory we thought! Rousey Rules!..wants giraffe killer in ring next! Brilliant move by Sheriff to nab drug […]

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ORGASMS

The Nuge says the whole Cecil story is a lie!! Oh yeah…and apparently the lion was Dandy! Red flags when having that first date dinner….if you hear ‘gluten-key’..run!! Sucking up to Beijing. Orgasms…..the wonder drug!! You thought hygiene was common sense….think again!

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THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!

Spray-on condoms don’t work, but the remote-controlled bra remover sure does!  The late Cecil the Lion creates a power vacuum.  Chimps detox too!  Adam Sandler is done.  Why your wet dog stinks! Halle Berry lingerie … scandalous!  Tom Cruise nails Fallon’s lip-synch.  Ben Affleck and the Nanny??

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WEED VS WHEATIES!

What women want from their porn. Get off the phone and go see a Genius! Internet fueled shame! Bare breasted biking babes! Science favors Brady’s balls. Semen good for you…taken orally even better! Tell Elton to call his Mom! Conan a thief? Stewart a presidential adviser? ‘Bud’ […]

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